Please correct the errors below.
The player Learn and teach using sheet music synced with video Notation and tab editor Easily create interactive sheet music, for free Sheet music scanner Beta Turn PDFs and photos into interactive sheet music About Soundslice Here’s our story
Help Transcribe Embed Plans Community
Practice Teach Embed Transcribe Community Plans Help Store
Log in Sign up
@aldenh · Drumline, Jazz Instrumentation · Buttfuck nowhere, WA
Prime rib sandwiches are why God invented whacking off

Bio

["Meet the Heavy" text appears]

[The Heavy walks up to the camera and places Mini-gun on a cardboard box and sits down in a chair]

Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this [grabs Mini-gun] is my weapon. [lays both hands covetously on Mini-gun] She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. [looks intently at viewer] It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."

Heavy: [Laughs]

Heavy: [Checks the barrel of his Mini-gun] "Oh my God, who touched Sascha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?"

Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, [sniff] maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."

Heavy: [Holds up cartridge to the camera as you hear the sound of the Mini-gun revving up]

[Heavy devastates the enemies with his Mini-gun on Dustbowl Stage 1 Cap 1]

[Team Fortress 2 Theme plays]

Heavy: "Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!"

Heavy: "Heheh, cry some more."

[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays]